Birthdays and wows.

September 3, 2008 on 8:32 pm | In Around the Web, Preteen Emo Syndrome, Rants of the Devilette, Sisters, WOW | 1 Comment

This one is mine; I needed a homo because your gay, and I love marijuana.

Gina’s; I slapped a porn star because that bitch stole my taco and I have AMAZING boobs.

What’s yours?

pick the month you were born
1 (Jan) - I ran naked with
2 (Feb) -I shot
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I jumped
6 (June)- I smoked with
7 (July) - I ran shirtless with
8 (Aug) - I cuddled with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - I robbed
11 (Nov) -I slapped
12 (Dec) - I banged

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - the trojan man
02 - a homeless guy
03 -a homo
04 - A mop
05 - Barney the dinosaur
06 - a rock star
07 - a whore
08 - a tooth brush
09 - my lover
10 - my boyfriend
11 - a glass of milk
12 - a teletubby
13 - the cookie monster
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bum
18 - Paris Hilton
19 - a condom
20 - a stripper
21 - a porn star
22 - a dog
23 - the kool-aid man
24 - a lesbian
25 - a hottie
26 - my ex girlfriend
27 - a french frya
28 - a bag of weed
29 - an Easter egg
30 - a bowl of cereal
31 - jezzy the snowman

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - because that bitch stole my taco
Black - because I love marijuana
Pink - because I’m good in bed
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
brown- because I like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because your gay
Grey - because I’m sexy like that
Other - because I have double D’s
Green -because I still love him
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
blue - because I’m so sexy
Tye dye- because I’m a fucking scuba diver!

Also, I didn’t get my fucking cake today, because daddy’s a fricken lameass, and couldn’t follow through with a promise if it meant the death of everyone he loved.

I’m so mad at him. Becaues HE’S too FUCKING HOOKED ON THAT STUPIUD COMPUTER JOB, I have to suffer. Where is the fairness in that? We made a DEAL RIGHT BEHIND MAMA, and he was actually going to FOLLOW THROUGH WITH IT.

AND THEN HE DIDN”T.

I WANT TO KILL HIM.

Actually, at the moment, I really want to cry, but I’m trying not to, because Its not pretty when ugly losers like me cry. XP ew.

Anyway, I’m going to rp yaoi and porn with ALexandra, and hopefully, I’ll feel better by tomorrow. I’ll bitch Daddy out at Doug.

DAD YOUR NOT GOING WITH ME TO DOUG’S TOMORROW. I DON”T WANT YOU TO HEAR HOW PISSED I AM AT YOU FOR BEING AN ASS.

Thank you for your time, which I probably just WASTED TOTALLY.

DON”T FORGET TO DO THE THING AT THE TOP~ ^>^

Some words of …stuff

September 2, 2008 on 8:03 pm | In Rants of the Devilette, Stuff | 2 Comments

Tomorrow is the first day of school. NOt looking forward to it. :(

I have to make honor role every semester, because mama is abusive and horrible.

…anyway, tomorrow is also my birthday. Mama’s making my cake by hand, without those delicious sugary junk food that is so yummy…

Okay righto. I’m hooked on somenew song, and I haven’t been able to sleep for the past five days. It really sucks, because staying up all night is really boring.

That’s it for the worst update ever.

Goodnight.

True Love

August 30, 2008 on 10:45 am | In Around the Web, Sisters, Stuff, WOW | 1 Comment

GinaAnn1121 (9:41:02 PM):*cries* you never appreciate my attempts at making you happy! This relationship isn’t going to work if you don’t contribute at all, damnit!
DemonKimmie (9:43:38 PM):I’m sorry, my love. You don’t understand how deep my love for you truly is. Kiss me!
GinaAnn1121 (9:43:58 PM):No, I’ll never understand how deep your love is, because of things like this!
GinaAnn1121 (9:44:03 PM):I can’t take it anymore!
DemonKimmie (9:45:18 PM):No, Gina! Don’t do it!
GinaAnn1121 (9:45:25 PM):*slits throat*
DemonKimmie (9:46:03 PM):NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I can’t live without you, Gina! I just can’t! I’m coming for you! *takes the knife and slits throat as well*
DemonKimmie (9:46:21 PM):^^Best soap opera ever
GinaAnn1121 (9:46:22 PM):DAMN IT STALKER!
GinaAnn1121 (9:46:24 PM):LOL

I Forgot To Post About This Yesterday

August 1, 2008 on 7:21 am | In Anime, Oneshots/stories, SMUT, Sisters, Stuff | Comments Off

Like the title says, I forgot to post about this yesterday.

As some of you may or may not know, me and Gina roleplay… alot. Now, the first one we made, Gay Kinkiness, which can be found in my stories folder on my backup drive, is full of sex/rape/yaoi rape/hentai rape, and the likes. There is lots of violence in this one, and lots of swearing too.

Now, the second one, which we still have, is pretty much the same, only it is centered around the time that Juritsu goes to Soul Society. For those of you who don’t know Juritsu, she is Gina’s original character. Gina has been writing a whole story about her. Anyway, this roleplay also has a ton of rape and sex in it.

However, while most of our stories and rps are indeed full of rape and sex, there are a couple that are not. In fact, so far, thereare three. One is crack, another isseriousish, and another is cracky seriousness. If you wish to read these roleplays, then let me knowviaa comment or e-mail. Thank you for your time.

TEEHEE.

Nyash!

Kimmie~

ps; Ricky is missing. I’m going to kill that boy. I seriously am.

Fanfiction and injured feet

July 31, 2008 on 3:55 pm | In Anime, Art, Oneshots/stories, Stuff | Comments Off

GUESS WHAT!? G-U-E-S-S-W-H-A-T BITCHES.

I’m writing another fanfiction.

BUT

ITS NOT SMUT, SEX-RIDDEN, AND ITS NOT YAOI! AT ALL. I’m so proud of myself~

Anyway, that’s pretty much it. I just though I should tell ya’ll, because I wanted to. By the way, TETYD, AKA Elemental Fallen Angels(The renamed version is The End of a Thousand Years of Darkness) is COMPLETELY ONE, except for like, two parts, a rape scene and a fight scene that JURITSU GINA NEEDS TO HURRY UP AND FRICKEN WRITE. ANd, since I have finished TETYD, I have started the SEQUAL, which is already like, 66+ PAGES!!! YAY ME! Well, I didn’t write it by myself.. Juri Gina helped me alot.

WHY DO I KEEP CALLING GINA JURITSU!?!?! WTFH. OMG. I”M GONNA KILL MYSELF. In my story, me and Gina changed Gina and Kimmie and Alice and Emily to(in order you see there<<<) Juritsu, Kaizuki, Kaicia, and Rikku. I hope THAT MOM ACTUALLY READS THE DUMB THING GAWD.

Here’s how to find TETYD and DBA(Daylight; Beginning Anew, the sequel)

My Network Places > Kimberly Baker > Backup > Stories > TETYD or DBA, depending on which on you want to read. ^>^

ALso, I jumped off the porch roof. NEVER AGAIN. THAT HURT LIKE ALL HELL OMFG.

Lesson nlearned: It doesn’t matter how high it looks. Don’t jump off the roof. Bitch.

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